ASM
: John Comiskey
It was a glorious summer, and it was
the summer I became an honorary Spaniard.
We lived in Aravaca, a diminutive
pueblo ten kilometers west of Madrid. It had narrow,
winding cobblestone streets, an old church perched on a
hill, two movie theaters, a few bars that served wonderful
tapas, and friendly people. Down the road were the even
smaller towns of Pozuelo de Alarcón and Majadahonda.
My friend John Comiskey lived in
Pozuelo, in a small house called Villa Janet Joan. It had
walls around it, and geraniums. I never knew who Janet
Joan was; John lived with his mother and sister, and while
I wanted to know, I never felt comfortable asking about
his father. It was a dark house, and I rarely saw his
mother. His sister Cathy lent brightness to the house; She
was a diminutive, friendly sort who was quick with a smile
and always made me feel comfortable. She liked John.
John had lived in Spain for a very long
time — perhaps his entire life, I never knew. He was one
of those enigmatic multicultural students at the American
School of Madrid who was clearly an American, but to my
knowledge had never been there. He was a rough and tumble
sort, the kind of kid who is always in trouble but whom
everyone likes. I liked him a lot. In fact, I admired him.
We didn’t become friends until the
summer of 1971. It was the summer that Crosby, Stills and
Nash’s Suite Judy Blue Eyes hit the record
stores, and the song became our theme. We were part of a
cadre of friends who spent every waking moment together,
usually at our friend Judy Thompson’s house, where we
listened to that album over and over and over again. It
was also the summer that Mungo Jerry sang about the
summertime, and Rare Earth told us to Get Ready.
Somewhere along the line, John and I
became friends. We spent a lot of time together that
summer, riding our bikes back and forth between each
others’ houses, going camping at Cotos with mutual
friend David Collins, eating garlic-laden boquerones and
champiñones at the Bar Valdepeñera, and just doing
normal teenage stuff. I really came to feel close to him;
my parents liked him very much; I think they sensed the
kindness and compassion that was buried deep within him. I
remember watching with a certain amount of wonderment as
he gently held our maid’s newborn baby for the first
time. It was a moment I’ll never forget, because it just
seemed incongruous to me that this tough guy would want
to hold a baby, much less enjoy it.
One of the things that John introduced
me to was the very Spanish game of futbolín, otherwise
known as foosball or table soccer. In Spain, there were
futbolín arcades just like there are video game arcades
today. Ours was owned and operated by Juanito. I never
knew his last name; besides running the futbolín arcade,
he was also the local electrician.
Juanito’s place was on the main
street of Aravaca. It had a whitewashed front, and inside
there were two billiards tables, a jukebox, a coke
machine, and four futbolín tables. I suppose it was the
Spanish equivalent of an American pool hall. The kids that
hung around there were a little rowdy, but then, so were
we. Juanito maintained order in the place because everyone
respected him, and knew that he’d thrash anyone who
questioned his authority. Besides, he was — bar none —
the finest futbolín player I have ever seen.
For those of you who aren’t familiar
with the game, let me take a moment to explain its finer
points. The futbolín table is a box on legs about four
feet long, two feet wide, and eight inches deep. There is
a hole in each end that serves as a goal. On each side,
there are four handles attached to solid metal bars that
have soccer players strung on them. The four bars allow
each side to control the goalie, two goal defenders, a
rear offensive line of four players, and a three-player
forward line. Either two or four people can play at a
time. The object, of course, is to "kick" the
ball into the other team’s goal, preferably by passing
the ball from line to line. There are a few taboos in the
game, but the most grievous offense is to spin a handle
wildly to kick the ball. That’s the mark of a real
amateur.
Juanito could pass the ball back and
forth between two adjacent players on the same rod so
quickly that it was almost invisible. He would then smack
it with a resounding ‘whack’ and send it flying into
the goal, sometimes so hard that it would move the foot of
the man blocking its passage. He was legendary.
When John and I became friends, he
decided that I needed to learn the game, and that the man
to teach me was Juanito. So one afternoon after school,
John took me down to Juanito’s place for my first
lesson. I had never been in there, and I was nervous. But
when John introduced me and told him what I was there for,
I became downright terrified. Juanito looked me up and
down with a stern gaze, grabbed me by the arm, and placed
me on one side of a table. As the rest of the room looked
on, he proceeded to trounce me without mercy. I couldn’t
block any of his shots; I couldn’t even get a foot on
the ball. The room started to snicker, and I began to feel
incredibly clumsy and stupid.
Then, just as I was beginning to feel
as low as I could have possibly felt, he looked up and
shushed everyone in the room into silence. They shut up
instantly, and became attentive, like Marines following
the lead of a Drill Instructor. Directing John to take
over his side of the table, Juanito came to my side and
began to teach me the game of futbolín. He showed me how
to shoot the ball, and how to set up for a shot. He showed
me how to defend the goal for any offensive ball position,
and how to pass it from one player to the next. Slowly, I
began to learn, and slowly the game felt less awkward.
In the months that followed, we played
every day. I learned that one of John’s secret desires
was to someday beat Juanito at the game. John was very
good; he always clobbered me. Juanito, on the other hand,
was great. He would play futbolín with John with a
big grin on his face, carrying on a conversation while
blocking every shot John fired at him. Eventually, he
would get bored and ‘bang-bang-bang’ fire ball after
ball into the goal, sometimes without looking. I don’t
know if John ever beat Juanito; I really hope he did.
That was a hot, endless summer, and we
divided our time between the pool in my backyard, Judy’s
house, and Juanito’s arcade. When we played futbolín,
our rallying music was Get Ready by Rare Earth. It
was one of those songs with a pounding beat that really
got our blood boiling, and to this day I swear it made us
play better.
When summer ended, we returned to
school, and while John and I remained friends, we drifted
apart as friends do in high school. It was our senior
year, and we had college to think about; we still played
futbolín, but sporadically. John, who had always loved
motorcycles, bought an old black bike that we named
"Frankenstein;" he worked on it for months, and
finally got it running. I remember sitting in Physics
class listening to an interminably boring lecture, and
looking out the window to see him across the street in the
fields, riding up and down on Frankenstein in the
overgrown trenches that had once been Spanish Civil War
battlements. It was another of those images that will
never leave me.
Graduation came, and I returned to the
United States to go to college. John remained in Spain. I
thought of him often during my freshman year; now, 24
years later, I still do.
A few weeks ago, my wife and I were
shopping when she suddenly grabbed me by the shoulder,
pointing at the full-size, commercial quality futbolín
table standing before me. I looked at her, and she must
have read the longing in my eyes, because an hour later I
was assembling it in my basement. It went together easily;
the last step called for me to open the foil envelope of
grease to lubricate the rods. Scornfully, I tossed it
aside, and went upstairs to get a rag and a dish of olive
oil. That, after all, was what Juanito did. And it worked.
There was only one thing left to do.
Going upstairs, I collected my portable CD player and a
Rare Earth album. Turning it on, I selected Get Ready,
and as the music came pounding out of the speakers, I
began to teach my family how to play the game. I taught
them what John and Juanito had taught me — how to shoot
the ball, and how to set up for a shot. I showed them how
to defend the goal for any offensive ball position, and
how to pass it from one player to the next. Like me, they
started out slowly, but now, they beat me as often I as I
win.